CONVOCATION...!!!

TRUE FRIEND NEVER ENDS

Pencil: I'm sorry....

Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.

Pencil: I'm sorry coz you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.

IT'S TRUE

MEN ARE A GOOD LISTENER,

WHILE WOMEN ARE A GOOD SPEAKER

* Challenge for today; Try to practice and says this word as fast as you can

"The Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth Sheep's sick"

HURMM...??

HAPPY MERDEKA RAYA FOR MALAYSIAN

SELAMAT HARI RAYA 2011

kelantan...

Make ikke cicoh budu

Jange lupo tamboh satar

kelik rayo taksir laju

Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu...

Makang ubi jamang jepong

Makang kepok cicah cuke

Bulang pose mung bengong

Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang...

Sepadan Pahang ada kasino

Nasi dagang ikan patin

Jange mu masam muko

Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...

Cegitu cegini awak suke

Awak suke kite cerie

Esok luse hari raye

Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...

Hawau kau berak merate

Kaki bengkak ulau patok

Kalu balik naik kerete

Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan...

Masak lomak cili api

Campo dongan daun turi

Hari rayo kolumpo sopi

Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri

org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur...

Wa cakap lu wa tak tau

Tapi wa tipu sama lu

Raya jangan buat tak tau

Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...

Gulei tempoyak ikan mayong

Deroyan busok tebok tupei

Pandu hemat ingat kampong

Ase(Asal) teman selamat sampei

Kedah...

Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq

Lapaq perut makan pau

Macam mana tak ketaq

Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...

Nasi kandaq kedai mamak

Anak mami juai pesemboq

Lepaih raya jgn dok triak

Kalu ceti mai kot dapoq

Perlis...

Padangbesaq kecik aja

Tempat siamlalu lalang

Hari raya kita berbelanja

Jangan sampai menambah utang

DADDY...! DADDY...!!

Daddy how was I born? Well son, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we set to met at the cyber café. We sneaked in to a private chat room and googled each others. Then your mom agreed to download for my hard drive. Then as I was ready to upload, we realize neither of us put on our firewall, and since it was too late to press undo (CTRL + Z), nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said ‘You got Male”