Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

SELAMAT HARI RAYA 2011



kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu...
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite cerie
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri
org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...
Gulei tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupei
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Ase(Asal) teman selamat sampei

Kedah...
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepaih raya jgn dok triak
Kalu ceti mai kot dapoq

Perlis...
Padangbesaq kecik aja
Tempat siamlalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

Saturday, August 20, 2011

DADDY...! DADDY...!!


Daddy how was I born? Well son, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we set to met at the cyber cafĂ©. We sneaked in to a private chat room and googled each others. Then your mom agreed to download for my hard drive. Then as I was ready to upload, we realize neither of us put on our firewall, and since it was too late to press undo (CTRL + Z), nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said ‘You got Male”

Sunday, August 7, 2011

I ORDER IN BLACK PLEASE

My new dream car. Yes a tumbler from the batman, while the new batman been filming and will become the finale chapter of the movies series, wonder after the end of the movie who will get to own this one of a kind Lamborghini plus Hummer breed car..





Friday, August 5, 2011

PASAR MALAM

This is why I love my country Malaysia


Dont be racist.Be like Mario.He's an Italian plumber created by japanese people who speaks English and Look like Mexican

Monday, August 1, 2011

EVERYDAY I'M BHANGRA-ING

The Indian Version of Party Rock Athem

FOOD...!!!

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT RAMADHAN AL-MUBARAK.....
Control your temptations on food.....